The best sentences I read this week: vol. 2
“The condensed version: In event of evacuation Casey ‘will be afforded a room that is pet tamper proofed and allowed to exercise.’ ”
–Magician ordered to pull rabbit disaster plan out of his hat after he was forced to buy special bunny licence by Joe O’Connor
“When I’m putting pen to paper, though, there are no distractions. It’s just me and the ink.”
–I Write All My Blog Posts Out Longhand, and You Should Too by Justin Peters
“If you’re some sort of Slugworth type looking for a Field Notes mole, he’s probably a good person to talk to, because he seems nice and wide-eyed and trusting.”
–Welcome, Tyler! by Bryan Bedell
“Offering an all-American alternative to the popular Moleskine line, the Field Notes brand speaks more to the inner lumberjack than to the hipster artiste.”